Joke #1 - Colonel! I'm getting a signal. Yes, I think the convoy is approaching. The trucks are getting veeeerrrry close now.
Joke #2 - The Bose Quietcomfort 3 headphones identify and reduce outside noise so effectively, this military personnel transport vehicle becomes nearly inaudible, so you can enjoy rich, accurate sound reproduction or silent tranquility. And while supplies last, each pair of Bose Quietcomfort headphones is shipped in this limited edition collectible military personnel transport vehicle.
Joke #3 - "This roast is so tender, dear. You must have marinated it for days. Can you pass the butter? Over. Ksshhhht".
Joke #4 - In response to unfavorable news leaks about the Foxconn factory where Apple products are manufactured under sweatshop conditions, Steve Jobs demonstrates the new American-made iPad tablet computer. Miniaturization has since become a problem.
Joke #5 - "Pancakes reported as fluffy and piping hot. Engaging syrup in three, two, one... engaging syrup now. Beep."
Joke #6 - Having abandoned the idea of small devices with high storage capacity, Steve Jobs demonstrates the new iPad, which boasts a generous 16 inch touch screen and holds over 2 gigabytes of data, easily housed in this convenient console and transported in this stylish truck. Battery is non-removable. Case not included. Cables sold separately. Does not support Flash.
Joke #7 - ...and for a limited time, each pair of Bose Quietcomfort headphones comes with a CD of engine noises from this military personnel transport vehicle, which you can enjoy without being disturbed by the engine noises of this military personnel transport vehicle.
Joke #8: Marvin Finkel demonstrates musical range of the DeuceandaHalfophone, an easily transportable musical instrument suitable for rock and/or roll.