More marvels of ingenuity, again.

More marvels of ingenuity today. Hurry back to 1948 and get yours now. Who knows how long supplies will have lasted?

This Convenient hand-held air horn was developed for the musician on the go, or those born without a mouth or head. Powered by a tank of compressed air, it allowed the user to create music as easily as firing a rifle. Lengthy performances, such as Wagner's Ring Cycle required additional air tanks to be recharged and swapped  by a roadie while the musician paused to argue with the director.

Mask heats face. Used to treat neuralgia, neubrunswick, and Excessive Dignity Syndrome. Alternate version soon available for the attractive.


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