Memo - Little later today.

The offices at GO Plaza are having their wallpaper upgraded this week to a double-sided adhesive type that eliminates the need for shelves and coat racks. Although the start-up cost is substantial, we expect our Annual Small Items Storage Accessories Expenditures quotient to drop significantly.

Savings from this initiative will be funneled directly into our new effort to improve joke content on the blog. Look for an additional 2.6 jokes per week. Please tell your friends.

So, there will be a new post today, just a little later than usual. Probably around noon or something. Until then, please continually pound the REFRESH button on your browser as fast as possible. If your finger gets tired, please use a hammer.

Thank you for your patience.

[-Mgmt.]