Joke #2 - Doctor Thrope had to admit that Miss VandDerVyne looked a bit mannish, but she microscoped like she was all woman.
Joke #3 - "For heaven's sake, Mis VanderVyne. You call that squinting? I'll show you squinting. Give me that!"
Joke #4 - "So what shall we call our new gum? I like 'Endoplasmic Reticulyummy'? Ooh! How about 'Dr. Thrope's Lab Wad?' "
Joke #5 - "What is it? What's the last letter? 'dontforgettodrinkyourovaltin-' WHAT IS IT?"
Joke #6 - "Wait, wait. Was that 'G T T C A C A A G A C G A C G G G A T C C T A T C A T C G A T C G C G T C A T C G A T T G T C T A A T G' or was it 'G T T C A C A A G A C G A C G G G A T C C T A T C A T C G A T C G C G T C A T C G A T T G T C T A A T C'? You know what? I'm just gonna write 'CAT'. Let's order lunch.
Joke #7 was secretly suggested by anonymous. Thanks, whoever you are! - Dr. watches full of anticipation as his assistant attempts to audit the 's financial statements.
Joke #8 comes to us from Misterfancyhotballs2. Thanks, MFHB2! - "Well Miss Gulch, that may be how they observe things in Kansas, but I still say you can never be too safe with gamma irradiation...."
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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