Today's ad features an adorable fantasy out of every mother's... umm... fantasies: The age-old tableau of an emancipated baby living alone in a giant single-bedroom shoe in a forest preserve. Awww, isn't she cute? She's just about to finish her pablum before sending herself off to work at Applebee's, where she manages the second shift, making sure to drizzle each entree' with enough cheese to balance out the massive salt content.
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Perhaps in a brief flash of not-completely-stupid judgment, the good people at BiB also pointed out the actual nature of the product, a little lower down - areola juice. No, wait. It says "acerola". I guess that's a South American berry known for it's high nutrient content. Damn me, but no matter how many times I look at it, I still read it as "areola juice", which is just about enough to put me off my feed for the rest of the day.
Man. "Areola juice". Some babies will swallow anything.
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