Sportsmanlinke Driving, Pt. 8 - The courage to drive slowly.

SNAILPACE CONTROL. Just as a pilot's ultimate display of prowess is perfectly level flight, the ultimate demonstration of complete control of your auto-car is moving as slowly as possible. As a new auto-car driver, your fellow roadsmen will understand your skill by how slowly you are capable of moving. They will thank you for driving at a speed so slow that it's nearly impossible to be unsafe. Don't let them down! Keep your foot on that brake pedal. If you're driving properly, you should need new brake linings once a month.

MONITOR YOURSELF. How is your attitude behind the wheel? Would you be ashamed to have a representative from your auto-car insurance company riding with you at all times?

If your attitude is right, you should be proud to demonstrate your slowness and control. Of course, such constant monitoring is impossible, and probably always will be, but try to imagine what your auto-car insurance agent would think of your driving habits. What would you change if he were there all the time, watching and monitoring? Shouldn't you drive like that all the time?