9/23/14

The Painted Wall

Joke #1 -  A Sherwin Williams hand model demonstrates their new extra-capacity Spectra-Lux paint cannister, which features a molded hand grip and super-wide mouth for maximum dispersion. The company promises the new painting tool will allow customers to paint a room in half the time at twice the distance.

Joke #2 - Mrs. Rorschach freshens up the sitting room for spring.

Joke #3 - New York Fashion Week's "Hot for Winter" 2014... Sheep's blood in. Goat's blood out.

Joke #4 - After investigating the strange paint-splattered wall, experts could not explain why anyone would do something so strange, and why paint would drip in exactly such a pattern. History Channel consultants concluded it mush have been aliens.

Joke #5 - She missed again. The fly moved. This was going to get worse before it got better.


2 comments:

Mat Black said...

Granny never was quite the same after that steamy June night with Jackson Pollock.

Anonymous said...

In other news- Agatha Dimpole of #10 Downing Street, Sussex explains why "Sweet Grandma Dimpole's Colon-Cleansing 12 Alarm Chili" should not be eaten whilst standing on a chair in the parlor....Mr. Dimpole could not be reached for comment...Film at Eleven.

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