Joke #1 - 1877, Thomas Edison invents the first earbuds with integrated microphone, 130 years before there was anything to plug it into. Apple loyalists line up around the block anyway, wondering what they are being loyal to.
Joke #2 - "Me, come here. I want to see me."
Joke #3 - "Siri, set a reminder to be a total dick to Tesla every day for the rest of my life. Oh! ...and remind me to murder an elephant."
Mr.That'sAllIGotPants_2 may not have a lot, but what he got, he gave to us for joke #4. Thanks, MTAIG_2! Epic Fail as a young Colonel Sanders tries out the "Extra-Extra Krispy O'Phone", which offers his patrons the ability to hear just how "Extra Krispy" their mouthful of chicken really is.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
*Yes, I know this isn't Thomas Edison, but he just looks a bit like him. Feel free to point that out in the comments anyway.
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