Today, we shall begin to address this tragic failing. We will now specially identify images that will make really funny forum or network Avatars. Maybe you're a member of a web forum? Maybe you use (ick) social media? Maybe your work uses Yammer or AIM, or some kind of interoffice chat system? And maybe that system allows you to change out your avatar for whatever picture you want? Well, you can now look to Phil Are GO! for any posts tagged with "avatars" to help you find an avatar picture unparalleled stupidness. Just scroll down to the cloud of wee little text in the right sidebar for tags, and look for "avatars". We will be punishing the newly formed PAG Posts Revision Special Unit by making them go through old posts and tagging them with the newly minted "avatars" tag, where necessary. They deserve it for lying down on the nonexistent job for the past seven years.
We begin with the guy in this McGregor ad.
|These pills have not been evaluated by the FDA to treat any condition or illness.|
Anyway, here's our inaugural avatar candidate. He's modern. He's trendy. He's smart. He's got a collar that can't be reasoned with, and it absolutely will not stop until. When uploading him for avatar use, crop him carefully. You want to be sure everyone who messages you can see that massive collar that produces twelve hundred pounds of downforce at highway speeds. There's no way this fabulous outfit will break traction under cornering loads.
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