Joke #1 - The technological hubris of the 19th century gave rise to the first mechanical gods. Here we see a museum staffer testing a vintage steam-powered Vishnu.
Joke #2 - After public outrage, the gloves were marketed alone, as household cleaning aids. But one private collector continues to rebuff the Playtex corporation's attempts to purchase and destroy the last functional example of the Playtex Handjobbotron.
Joke #3 - Early prototype design for the Voyager probes, later criticized as looking "too friendly". 1976, Bettmann Archive.
Joke #4 - After suffering high employee turnover, and in a classic example of not knowing when to stop, the TSA tests the new mechanical high-efficiency Autogrope. Other rejected names: Check-U-Junk, Freedom Fondle, TSA TaintRape, Pelvinator, Caligula, Recto-Wander.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
Jokes from Sue! Thanks Sue!
- and you thought your first date ever was all hands!
- The Tubs-O-Gloves: A girls' best friend!
- After 4 hours on the Shaker Go Round, Tommy felt he was ready for his first job interview. (Especially the man who shakes his hand standing on his head!)
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- and you thought your first date ever was all hands!
- The Tubs-O-Gloves: A girls' best friend!
- After 4 hours on the Shaker Go Round, Tommy felt he was ready for his first job interview. (Especially the man who shakes his hand standing on his head!)
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