The Frontiers of Science Redoubled!

New virgin-powered camera only functions within three feet of camera's inventor.

New "tele-radion-o-graph" listens around corners. Maximum range, four feet. Developer is seeking funding to improve device to hear around two corners, two feet apart.

Lions in captivity have learned that, by merely donning a human hat and glasses, their food will assume a jaunty posture prior to consumption.


bill beaty said...

New hope for sad victims of the Jasonalexandroid Syndrome.

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

How dare you think of cleverness like "Jasonalexandroid" when I did not.

Thanks for commenting, Bill!

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