Joke #2 - "Aw jeez, dad. Do you have to borrow my gun? I need it for class tomorrow. If you need to send someone a message, can you just borrow my horse's head instead?"
Joke #3 - "Playing with a gun, Bobby? really? A GUN? Is this how you want to live your life? What's next? Video games?"
Joke #4 - A turning point in a young man's life: Mister Presley teaches his son how to turn off the television."
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
Joke #5 comes from long-tine listener Sue. Thansk Sue! "and that, my boy, is Pistol Whipping. Tomorrow we'll do Russian Roulette. I'm sure this is what mom was talking about when she mentioned "quality time".
A bunch of jokes from Mononymous Dan. Thanks Dan!
Joke #6 - "I had one of those as a boy, and you know what..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
Joke #7 - "Now, son, violence doesn't solve anyth..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
Joke #8 - "Son, you may think it makes you the bigger man..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
Joke #9 - "Now, son, that's not even loaded..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
Joke #10 - "Son, you keep polishing that thing and you'll go blind."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
CraigF brings us joke #11. Thanks Craigf! - Mr. Johnson and mom had been in Dad's cabinet with all the bottles all night. They made a lot of noise down on the couch. It sounded like they were picking up something heavy a whole bunch of times. After he heard mom snoring, Billy heard Mr. Johnson creep into his room. He smelled like rotten apples. Good thing Billy had Dad's Colt 1911 stashed under the bed in case of such an emergency.
Joke #12 is from John Josef. Take THAT, stupid painting! - Operative Billy hated to bring his work home with him, but Dad's oppressive school-nite bedtime regime had to be stopped.
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"and that, my boy, is Pistol Whipping. Tomorrow we'll do Russian Roulette. I'm sure this is what mom was talking about when she mentioned "quality time".
"I had one of those as a boy, and you know what..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
"Now, son, violence doesn't solve anyth..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
"Son, you may think it makes you the bigger man..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
"Now, son, that's not even loaded..."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
"Son, you keep polishing that thing and you'll go blind."
* Son shoots Dad in the head *
Mr. Johnson and mom had been in Dad's cabinet with all the bottles all night.
They made a lot of noise down on the couch. It sounded like they were picking up something heavy a whole bunch of times.
After he heard mom snoring, Billy heard Mr. Johnson creep into his room. He smelled like rotten apples.
Good thing Billy had Dad's Colt 1911 stashed under the bed in case of such an emergency.
Operative Billy hated to bring his work home with him, but Dad's oppressive school-nite bedtime regime had to be stopped.
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