Jaan Pehechan Ho - Choreography complete!

Phil Are Go! sadly announces today that the world will no longer be requiring the services of all choreographers throughout the world. Much like a book that reaches a dizzying, flawless climax, dancing is now complete. We can close the book and move on to something else. We're really sorry, choreographers. We know you work really hard. It's just that we don't need to think up any more dances, so maybe now you can devote your energy to landing a spot on almost any reality series on Bravo. Thanks, we'll see you later.

You see, dancing achieved perfection in the 1966 Indian film Gumnaam. The song, performed by Mohammed Rafi, may sound familiar, as it's currently featured in a Heineken commercial called "The Date". It was also used in the 2001 film, Ghost World. The name of the song is Jaan Pehechaan Ho", and is brilliant. You can buy it from iTunes or Amazon.

Henceforth, throughout all of human existence, let there be no dance performed other than the crazypants dance of Jaan Pehechaan Ho. Weddings, funerals, board meetings. Whenever any person dances from now till the end of time, it must be this. Sorry about this, but I think you'll agree it's for the best.

Also, if all bands from now on could wear black suits and bandit masks that would help out a lot.

In case you don't speak Hindi, the P.A.G. Localization team has translated the lyrics into English, and can be read along below the embedded video. Please enjoy.

Jaan Pehechaan Ho lyrics - English translation:

Vomit like a dino.
Gina has unroll.
John pick up Don Ho.
Genius, uh, no.

Dino cut your rally want a a hog natural.
Now, I'm soak a tie, duuuuh.

Don pack a sand roll. Huh huh.
Gina has one throw.
John has a bun roll.
Gina has one bow.

Jean, at your Huckleberry rock, match your aisle.
Non-sofa timer.

Jan pack up Yarnell.
Dina rouse Don Ho.

Oh, I think I found ya
You're my silly guy.
 I'm seeing Tom, though, and you're a jelly tray.
 We're a standard pie pig. A kissy camp will lie.
We'll stand to buy a fig and Sissy's tramp will die.
Willy candle lighting a fizzy dandelion, yeaaaaaaah.

Yeah, woo woo.

Join the telethon-o.
Cheetah Arizona.
Don's alpaca sunroof.
Greener mouse gun throw.

Seen a rack of belly samples, mommy pack a goat.
Now I soap up rhino-o.
Firecracker dino.
Bean of our son-oh.

Where I get a bowl of 'em?
Hope it is shiny.
Bowler get a whole room.
The hukka is shoddy.
Sitter sitter, talk to Huey. Did you took a lolly?
Zippy zippy Rapa Nui. Witty Fittipaldi.
City zitty daughter hooey. Did you book her mommy? Aaaaah!

Huh, huh, huh.

Swingin' like Jongo.
Sheen of ice on hole.
Don's Mantalban-oh.
Be a paisano.

Be a cultured Wally-whacker walk natural.
Dolls fold a tire.
Juan's at McDonald's.
Seen a fire's gun hole.

 Oh, super-duper dapper dukcy.
Very messy money.
Soup or goop of lamb or turkey.
This is very funny.
Then I think about the fungi and a honey.
Then I see about the one guy who broke a bunny.
Then a zebra bought the binary Maserati.

Yeah. Whoa, ooh ah.

Found my lack of vinyl.
Gina eyes are none.
John pecker try now.
Gina likes Bono.
Vito, patch a rally, knock a rug, notch a rail.
Now I'm super fly.
Sean Penn if I know.
Jean Nate's son know.



Sati said...

Ah-mazing. Thanks for the translation, I can finally sing along!
Pretty sure this also made it's way in Bring It On starring the oh-so-lovable, snaggletoothed actress, Kirsten Dunst.

Anonymous said...

Thanks PAG -truly awesome! - nm

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

Yes, I'm glad you both seem to understand that our chief goal here at Go! Tower is to spread cultural understanding. In my opinion, you are both very cultured wally whackers.

Thanks for reading!


Craig F. said...

Ted Lyons and his Cubs.

If I ever have a band, that's the name I'm using.

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

Thanks Craigf! You are also a CWW, of course.

Anonymous said...

Not funny.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's really for the best, that this will be the only dance. I agree.

"Jaan Pehechaan Ho" Crazy Pants Dance Forever!!!

r.p said...

This is a wonderful song an upbeat dance number with beautiful lyrics. so I think your "translation" is not only completely wrong but also grossly inappropriate. THIS IS NOT THE REAL TRANSLATION PEOPLE... just for the record.

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

Dear r.p. Please visit often. Your input is an asset to the blog. I hope we can look forward to more of your indignant explanations of why jokes aren't true.


Anonymous said...

Lol..looks like your wish has been granted...best wedding dance ever :D


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