Joke #2 - "Aah, you are new patient? Very nice. Doktor is almost ready for treat you. Please sit. Won't be long now. Still a little sober."
Joke #3 - "Heyllo, you are ready for annual finger-in-bottom checkup? Right this way, tank you."
Joke #4 - "Heyllo, welkome to library. You want book? Oops, someone check out book already. Come back maybe tomorrow, tank you."
Joke #5 - "Yes, I be right wit you, one moment pleiz... Uuh, how to spell 'leprosy'?"
Joke #6 - "Heyllo, one moment please. Almost finish drawing pikture of escaped patient with perfectly normal missing-liver scar for police report. Will be right wit you."
Joke #7 - "Heyllo, welcome to Mister Fancy Super Moscow Hair Salon. You are ready for annual finger-in-bottom checkup? Right this way, tank you."
Joke #8 comes from veteran commenter Craigf. Thanks, Craigf! Take THAT, Dinka!- Good Mornink, wealthy Amerikan businessperson! I am Honest Ledvinka, Russian doktor of finger-in-bottom! We have many young Russian girl who can perform test! Ha ha ha!
You like Nadia, former Vladivostok Beet Harvest Queen, circa 1983! Nadia is build like brick house of shit, if you hear what I am joking! Ha ha ha!
Perhaps not liking Nadia? You like Vladlena! Vladlena first woman in Russian space program, also first woman to spend 12 years in Russian MIR space station! Wealthy American Kosmonaut drink Tang, Vladlena drink own urine. Vladlena capable of sucking cantaloupe through 50 feet of GAZPROM line, if you are hearing my saying! Ha ha ha!!
Joke #9 has been brought to you by the letter M, and by Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous! - The last known photo of Dinka Yankinov, military volunteer for Russian "коричневая нота"
(Brown Note) Infrasonic Subwoofer Experiment.
Clad in her Krapenov "sack-suit" & notepad at the ready, the amplifier aimed directly at her mid-section for the 6.5 Hz wave.
Dinka spent her final months in a modified Chernienko Iron Colon. The test facility was subsequently deconstucted & buried in a limestone pit(c. 1954)
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Good Mornink, wealthy Amerikan businessperson! I am Honest Ledvinka, Russian doktor of finger-in-bottom! We have many young Russian girl who can perform test! Ha ha ha!
You like Nadia, former Vladivostok Beet Harvest Queen, circa 1983! Nadia is build like brick house of shit, if you hear what I am joking! Ha ha ha!
Perhaps not liking Nadia? You like Vladlena! Vladlena first woman in Russian space program, also first woman to spend 12 years in Russian MIR space station! Wealthy American Kosmonaut drink Tang, Vladlena drink own urine. Vladlena capable of sucking cantaloupe through 50 feet of GAZPROM line, if you are hearing my saying! Ha ha ha!!
The last known photo of Dinka Yankinov, military volunteer for Russian "коричневая нота"
(Brown Note) Infrasonic Subwoofer Experiment.
Clad in her Krapenov "sack-suit" & notepad at the ready, the amplifier aimed directly at her mid-section for the 6.5 Hz wave.
Dinka spent her final months in a modified Chernienko Iron Colon. The test facility was subsequently deconstucted & buried in a limestone pit(c. 1954)
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