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Window Shopping - Perfectly innocent.

Joke #1 - Father Florn was beginning to feel at home at his new parish, the "troubles" at his old assignment fading into memory. He was so optimistic about his new post that he decided to take a few of his favorite students out for an afternoon of window shopping after Sunday school. That sounded safe. There was no way he could be tempted doing that, right?

Joke #2 - In the immediate postwar years, America rolled up her sleeves and got back to work, but always with an eye towards economy. Small business owners cut down on monthly supplies by cleaning their windows with hard-wearing, extra-absorbent children for a streak-free shine.

Joke #3 - "No! We're almost home. You can both hold it till we get there. Hollllld it in. Keep hoooldiinnng!

Joke #4 - One of America's most obscure fetishist minorities, the "building humpers" feel the need to begin training their young at an early age.

Joke #5 - For those times when you need a little extra reach, try Kid Gloves! Available in small, medium, and awkward teen.

Joke #6 - Alec Baldwin's ongoing frustration with the ever-present paparazzi.

Joke #7 comes from Anonymous2. Thanks anonymous2!John's new "Ass-Puppets" got him into more trouble at the Five and Dime then he'd bargained for. "I guess they just don't understand my sense of humor", he told the officer putting him into the squad car. "Is it me?".

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]


1 comments:

Anonymous said...

John's new "Ass-Puppets" got him into more trouble at the Five and Dime then he'd bargained for. "I guess they just don't understand my sense of humor", he told the officer putting him into the squad car. "Is it me?".

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