Little Ads - Opportunities for the enterprising enterpriser.

Disclaimer: all fees for carpet cleaning will be paid in cartoon money, negotiable in Toon Town. Also, flesh-women may or may not not stare lovingly at your cartoon money. Trainees are advised to beware the advances of opportunistic flesh-women, and to favor companionship of sensible, trustworthy toon women.

In the fall of 1939, Rice Farm was raided by the Melrose Vice Squad. Howard Street's largest bird porn ring was broken up, and the proprietors of Rice Farm were indicted on counts of bestiality, sexual slavery, and being friggin' weird.

Students will be given a carburetor as "training camera" at no extra charge.

John made $42.50 in one day in his NEW Business, and is also a pair of identical women.