Suit Slumber Party

Joke #1 - They talked on and on into the night, under the huge carp pinata. As a Cliff Richard record spun endlessly in it's crackling silence, everyone agreed things had gotten pretty groovy. They stared at the candle, wondering what all the fuss was about. Everything was going to be totally cool.    -Excerpt from the final minutes of the Paris Peace Accords.

Joke #2 - "So, like, if we amortize that advertising account over an extra six years, we can claim it as an expense until nineteen seventy seven? Dude, you're freaking me so out."

Joke #3 - "And in closing , gentlemen, I think you'll all agree that Janie is completely hot and I should ask her to homecoming. You're cool with that, Rob. Right? You guys only went out for a few weeks last semester."

Joke #4 - "Sir, I double dog dare you to go upstairs and sexually harass Kyle's sister."

Joke #5 - "Brant, there's no way I'm going to go out and score us some beer, I only have my ten speed! Why don't you go? You came here in your wife's 7 series tonight."

Jokes 6 through 10 are a massive Jokeburst from Jeremy H. Thanks for filling this one out, Jeremy!

Joke #6 - The CIA’s LSD experimentation unit was disbanded when it was discovered that they were receiving their orders from a giant carp.

Joke #7 - “I don’t think you have these ‘swing parties’ down yet, Hefner. Do you think we need hors d’oeuvres.”

Joke #8 - “The rest of us have moved to the floor, Farnsworth. You persist in sitting in your chair, Farnsworth. What’s wrong, Farnsworth? Are you… square?”

Joke #9 - 4 out of 5 people in this picture are Peter Sellers.

Joke #10 - The bright young men of John F. Kennedy’s New Frontier decided, after hot debate, that the future lay in passing the doobie on the LEFT hand side.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]

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