Joke #2 - "No, sir, it is not. But I am happy to see you."
Joke #3 - The customs agents kept smoking the captain, hoping to find the bees. So far, they were way off. He only prayed they didn't check the first officer's mouth.
Joke #4 - After returning from Mars, both officers were sprayed for Kuatos, a pesky invasive species that constantly stirred rebellion.
Joke #5 - "Ah! You see, captain? We're in luck! This one likes you!"
Comatoast rounds out the jokes to an even six-pack. Thanks, CT! Joke #6 - Captain Roberts thought he was prepared for his "debriefing." He had never been more wrong in his life.
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Pretty sure this involved a "nyuck, nyuck, nyuch" someplace along the line...
Or at least, "Why, I oughta..."
Captain Roberts thought he was prepared for his "debriefing." He had never been more wrong in his life.
"As you can see, there are still some kinks to be worked out. The production version will blow the smoke up the captain's ass as per spec."
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