6/27/12

Metal Wafer

Joke #1 - Siri. For internal use only.

Joke #2 - One of the few existing photos depicting the Sacrament of the Alumi-host in the church of Technojesus, Robot Savior... the fifth craziest religion in America.

Joke #3 - In 1959, advancements in nanotechnology led to the development of a tiny video camera housed in a capsule, allowing scientists to finally unlock the mysteries of the choking process.

Sue has come to my rescue, fleshing out today's rather paltry list of jokes with Joke #4. Thanks, Sue! - Leaked footage of the first 50 cent piece stamp.


A drum-themed joke #5 now, from Sue again! Thanks, Sue!Billy found the world's smallest crash cymbal. He just took his friend's request to show him some licks a little TOO seriously.


MisterFancyHotBalls2 brings us our 6th joke today, and such an elaborately woven joke it is! You truly are fancy! Thanks, MFHB2! - 1959 news photo of Arnold "Ball-peen" Dooley of Corn Holler, Alabama. Dooley was the only recipient of the trial Irradiated Oral Male Contraceptive Disk. Shortly before his death, Dooley stated the only reason he volunteered for the testing was in hopes that he would finally "git some". Timing, and lack of willing female test subjects. ended the trials one month in. 

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3 comments:

Sue said...

Leaked footage of the first 50 cent piece stamp.

Sue said...

Billy found the world's smallest crash cymbal. He just took his friend's request to show him some licks a little TOO seriously.

Anonymous said...

1959 news photo of Arnold "Ball-peen" Dooley of Corn Holler, Alabama.

Dooley was the only recipient of the trial Irradiated Oral Male Contraceptive Disk. Shortly before his death, Dooley stated the only reason he volunteered for the testing was in hopes that he would finally "git some".

Timing, and lack of willing female test subjects. ended the trials one month in.

MisterFancyHotBalls2

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