New on the Market - Disclaimers for your modern life.

Heavy duty Masonite pegboard supports up to 600 lbs per wall, frees up floor space. Can also support trouser fly for "greedy butt" look. Manufacturer not responsible for unrelated sterility issues.

New portable Magnus chord organ works on ordinary wall current. Stand sold separately. Disclaimer: Manufacturer not responsible for care, feeding of stand, education of stand, or emotional stress of stand due to fatigue, frustration, or physical impairment of stand due to duties of stand. Also, you cannot petition the Lord with music. Also also, you cannot petition the Ceiling with music. You can petition the light fixture with music.

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