Blog Outages in Your Area

Due to the thunderstorms moving through the Chicago area, many Blog customers are without Phil Are GO! We understand that Phil Are GO! is very important to you and we are working to determine restoration times for all of our customers. Currently, we are expecting Blog restoration by the afternoon of July Third. If you require further assistance, please remain on the line for the next available snarky jerk to assist you.

Meanwhile, please enjoy this painting of a breakfast. Also, please forgive the lack of drop shadow underneath the parsley/broccoli thing.



Anonymous said...

ComEd didn't even offer paintings of food to replace the meals lost in my refrigerator. They did promise further assessment today or tomorrow after determining more assessing was necessary after an earlier assessment.

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