Horse Ogling

Joke #1 - Walt didn't care about the races. He just liked to watch the horses walk by slowly. The bronze sable of their hides. The rippling muscles. "Please walk a little slower. Slower. Oooh yeah." He muttered to himself. Good thing his wife thought he had a simple gambling problem.

Joke #2 - Sure, this was easier on the horses, but attendance was really falling off since Balmoral Park transitioned to "horse moseying".

Joke #3 - Father Walt didn't care about the races. He just liked to watch the horses walk by. Those rippling withers. The firm hocks. The glossy hides. No, it was better that people thought he was merely gambling. If word of his "romantic disorder" got out, the diocese would shut down his parish for horses.

Joke #4 - "Hmm. Number fifteen looks nice and lean, but number twenty seems healthier. They all look so delicious. I can't decide! Can't we try them all?"

Joke #4 - "You see honey? See those hemmorhoids? That horse must have a desk job, so I'll bet he doesn't get much exercise. Plus, they could really interfere with his gait. We're definitely not betting on him."

Joke #5 Comes to us from Misterfancyhotballs_2. Thanks, MFHB2! You're certainly productive! - None of the other jockeys had poms on their hats. Now Bill was really having second thoughts about his decision to become the "Liberace of Horse Racing". 

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

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