Good housekeeping ladle lady - Vote for soup!

There's nothing especially funny about this mail-in offer for assorted Good Housekeeping cookbooks  All it has to offer is this very dated clip art ladle lady. So the Phil Are GO! Image Manipulation and Blandishment Brigade will make it offer her to you.

Loving ripped from the page and de-halftone patterned, she'll make a fine addition to whatever folder on your hard drive you keep all this junk in. We now present her in glorious black and white at a majestic 1000px width, and at a less majestic 400px width. She's a PNG on a transparent background, and if you know what that means, you know that she'll drop cleanly into wyour Photoshop document, while still showing your background pattern between her legs. She'd be great for adding some visual "pop" on a note to your family, like "Make your own goddam dinner. You're not crippled!" or "I still remember what you said on our vacation last summer. Do you trust me enough to eat this stew?"

We just know you'll pass this ladle lady down from generation to baffled generation, so hurry up and treasure her. Get your rude finger ready to right click her into your heart in three two one...

Click for 1000px size.

Click for 400px size.

She can also be had in a fancy vectorized format for pixel-free enlargements. Just email us and we'll send you the file, since Blogger doesn't tolerate EPS files. Just think how hungry everyone will be, staring up at the ladle lady floating over your neighborhood, printed on the side of your dirigible. This fantasy can be yours with the vector version of her!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Today is national Go Vote For A Thing Day, so go vote for something! No one will know what you like unless you vote for it, as loudly as possible. If you're not sure what to vote for, we'd like to suggest voting for write-in candidate Dr. Johnny Fever. It might be good to live under a Fever administration. Non-stop rockin' and everybody being cool. If you choose not to vote, don't come crying to me when you find yourself living under a Fever administration, with non-stop rockin' and everybody being cool.

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