The fall girl.

Joke #1 - Fortunately, Little Julia's insurance agent saw her fall. He offered to help her up... for a price. Of course, he would have no choice but to charge her a little more per month for his services, now that the company knew she was a "fall risk", even though she had been a policy holder for years and had never made a claim before, having already paid thousands of dollars in premiums and received basically nothing in return. Also, she had scratched his bumper with her baby carriage when she got herself backed into by him, and she would have to pay for the repairs. But, at least she had him to look out for her.

Joke #2 - Julia had fallen while pushing her dolly's carriage up the curb. Her knees hurt ever so much, but not half as much as when the man from the "D.C.F.S." came along and told her she had to give up her dolly because she was an "un-fit mother", whatever that was.

Joke #3 - Ralph Nader, exposing the dangers of poorly-designed strollers for his hard-hitting book: "Unsafe at Nanny Speed".

Joke #4 - "Julia was unhurt, but awfully shaken up after taking a tumble on the curb. Thankfully, the nice engineer happened by and explained that her endo was the result of inadequate suspension travel, and that she should re-tune her stroller's suspension setup for 30% sag, and that if she upgraded to shock with speed-sensitive valving, she could back off the rebound damping a little bit, so that the suspension didn't "pack up" over high frequency stutter bumps, all without bottoming out on big hits like that curb that threw her just now. What a nice man he was."    -Excerpt from "The Mountain Biker's Radical Compendium of Sleepy-Time Beddy-Bye Stories for Gnarly Little Hammerheads."

Joke #5 - Mitt Romney, explaining to a lazy 47-percenter that it's really up to her to get up on her own and dust herself off, because her problems are none of his concern.

Jim D. Delivers joke #6 to us, skidding to a stop in the middle of the intersection. Thanks, Jim! - "Please Mister, just play along and tell 'em I swerved to avoid hitting a kitten! One more DUI and Human Services is going to take Dolly away!"

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

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