New, from the Pages of Science! - Sciences pages! Radiator milk, Telescope Scope, Talking Mailbox.

New talking mailbox brings courtesy, friendliness of post office experience to street. Also, post office now interviewing surly, hostile workers of "modest stature".

New telescope scope allows user to observe telescopes at distances of up to six feet, saves scopestronomers several steps. Inventor has been denied naming rights of instruments orbiting his desk.

Add evaporated milk to leaking radiator. Also works with pancake mix, raspberry jam, a dead raccoon, or cement. If radiator is still broken, repair radiator.