Gronk You Answer - Business proposals and sleazy offers and comic.

WENDY PAYNE say...

Your Mail Id have been given 1,000,000.00 by the Jumbo Company, send Name,AddressTo: Cc: 

Dear Wendy,

Gronk see movie once, "Jumbo". About big animal with long nose. Long nose animal have company now? Jumbo doing well for self! Still, gronk not trust animal with 1,000,000... -Hey! You not say what Gronk got given. Gronk mail Id been given 1,000,000 whats? 1,000,000 rocks? 1,000,000 sandwich? 1,000,000 copies of book by Oprah? Gronk interested in 1,000,000 sandwich. And maybe 1,000,000 rocks. You keep blow-hard book by hoo-man lady in love with self. Stick 1,000,000 books up nose, Jumbo. GRAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHH!

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Mr. Leung say...

did you received my mail?

Dear Mr. Leung,

No, Gronk not receive your email. Gronk also not receive punctuation or capitalization from you! GRAH HAH HAH HAH HA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You get "zing" by Gronk! In face! GRAH hahha hahahah.

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Golam Morshed say...

Item :kids keeper
Brand label: H&M
Qty: 5000pc
Style:3

Price- Please contact for best price

Oh! New comic! Gronk read. Okay, uuh. First panel, bear eat trumpet-shape cookie. Second panel, dumb dog is comfortable with self. Good for dumb dog. Who care? Third panel, elephant have love stuck in nose. Hmf. Gronk think this comic not Golam Morshed's best work.

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Angel Tan say...

什么是 PayPal ? What is PayPal?（consult QQ： 2622 134 156）
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我能为你提供什么支持？ What can I offer you support?

Dear Angel,

AAAAA! SPIDERS ON GRONK COMPUTER SCREEN! NOT LIKE SPIDER! GRONK NOT LIKE ANGEL WITH SUN TAN! GRAAAAH!

Gronk is not a board certified therapist. Gronk is a celebrity advisor and life coach, and is a staff member of several support group outreach centers. His replies are intended for entertainment purposes only, and should be followed up by consultation with a qualified counselor or experienced therapist, probably a human.