Inventions to make your life worth living, from Science!

Training wheels for sissypants motorcyclist fold down when stationary and fold up when moving. Ideal for motorbike enthusiast eager to seem non-threatening, lacking dignity, or possibly legs.

New convertible toaster can either make toast or breakfast. ideal for eaters who hate having toast WITH their breakfast.

Some kind of gardening thing does something or whatever in poorly framed, underexposed publicity photo. Halter top!