Synchro Quality Tools - Sander-Polisher and, uuh, massager.

Hey, handymans! FIX UP around Home! Let Synchro's 240 strokes a second do the work - just guide it! Exclusive Double Arc motion prevents scratches. "loading".

I promise you I am not making this up. That's the ad, exactly as we found it in Popular Science. It's a sander. It's a polisher. It's a massager. And not to put too fine a point on it, way down at the bottom, there's a clip art of a proud man in some kind smock or smoking jacket showing the Synchro to his astonished and delighted wife (we assume).

Because you were especially good this weekend, I had the P.A.G! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Squad lift the two clip arts from the ad for your sanitation. You can make them point at anything you want. A grocery list... A funny picture... A note reminding your husband to fix the broken sander... You name it! You're welcome! Who's your buddy? ... apart from the sander, I mean.

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