Unofficial non-post placeholder - Failed teas.

Well, the staff at GO! Tower has the day off to re-balance their wheels to compensate for all the ice frozen into the rims while their cars were parked (Top tip: hockey pucks and Gorilla Glue!). So, here's a post-that's-not-a-post.

When shopping for food-stuffs, avoid purchasing these industry-wide worst-selling packaged teas:

• Pasture Farms' Honey Lemon Flopsweat

• Ponceberry Wingwang

• Dr. Placebo Q. Doonothing's Acai Rejuvenator

• Herbal Twig Splash

• Nature Farms' Midnight Movement Excellent Digestive

• Qang's Super Number One Lucky Best Luck Tea

• Barely-There Premium Wind Tea

• Mrs. Wheatbale's Meadow Sweeper Tea

• Fern Gloop Zinger... With more pistals.

• Nature's Fallacy Extra-Bogus Preparation

• Wet Monk

• Official People's Republic of Probably Tea

• Phish's Phavorite Mushroom Whoop-De-Doo

• Placid Rectum Super Cleanse