More classy crap for the discerning jagoff today, as sent in by field scavenger Steve Miller. Thanks, Steve! That's two days this week I barely have to take my feet off the desk.
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| It may be hard for your kids to understand, but at one time, we had to go outside the house to get porn. This ad can help them understand how lucky they are. |
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| Illustrations are serving suggestion only. Facial expression not a guarantee. You may or may not look like a serial killer after ordering Stag Party Originals. |
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| "Has second had golden anodized case." This means the case is probably anodized aluminum (and used?), since very few metals can be anodized. "Golden" does not mean "gold". Anyway, if you're thinking this hard about your new excuse-to-drink novelty watch, you're probably not drunk enough. |
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| Dinner jacket, sansabelts, and pipe not included. Dignity definitely not included. |
At least the gentleman who bought this thing has a pistol on the mantle so he can do the right thing when he realizes what a loser he is.
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1 comments:
I think the person that puts the Mammalia Americana on their wall is more likely a unfiltered Camel smoker and wearer of torn t-shirts that advertise arena rock bands.
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