New aids for living, from Science.

New Apparatus captures awkward grunts of unwilling lower-back massage patients
for later enjoyment.

Dog carrier for outside of car, pending legal approval from Horrified Dog Lover organizations.

New door with bulbed projection partially obscures pubis. Could be improved
upon by completely obscuring pubis.


MrsBug said...

*Mandatory Mitt Romney post* This carrier approved by Mitt Romney.

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