The Test Chamber

Joke #1 - "Okay, Don. The air scrubbers are spinning at 85% efficiency. Choose a Chalupa at random from the containment vessel and start eating."

Joke #2 - "Welcome to the Fairchild test Center, gentlemen. I hope you're ready to be Fairchilded!"

Joke #3 - "Okay, Don, we're about to power up the cyclotron. Try to, uuh, duck if you see any subatomic particles flying out and let us know if you feel irradiated or whatever and we'll take a break."

Joke #4 - The Swiss budget for fondue research is unmatched in all the world.

Joke #5 - "I'm sorry, Don, I can't hear a word you're shrieking about. I can't hear you over all the alarm claxons. Can it wait till lunch?"

Jim D. wrote joke #6 for us, about some kind of movie I never heard of. Thanks, Jim! - We always wondered what Luke meant when he said "that little droid and I have been through a lot together."

Webe Gumbar broke a very long joking fast when he sent in joke #7. Where you been, Webe? - You see Charlie the Oompa Loompas have an uncanny ability to draw invasive Pythons out of the Everglades and into the Slurm-a-tron and that's how the elephant got his trunk. Rochester!?

Frequent flier Mr. HotBlackDesiatoPants_2 transmitted joke #8 through the Sub-Etha, just to keep his idiom consistent. Thanks, MHBDP_2! - Joke # 6- Inside the "Heart of Gold" scientists began hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to the atomic vector plotter which was suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer. Almost immediately, a pair of guided nuclear missiles turned into a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias....

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