Joke #1 - Upon later reflection, Unit 24738B would agree with the engineers that, yes, it did feel better now, and in the future, it would be more careful about how much it ate late at night.
Joke #2 - "...Heeeeyyyy, mallowrena!"
Joke #3 - What should they do about the drastic supply under-runs in the hydroponics labs? When the atomic winds came, it meant the magnetosphere would flip its polarity, and there wouldn't be another supply ship for twenty-six orbital units, because of all the radiative interference in their time envelope. There was only one thing to try: consult the Guardian of the Great Softened Cylinder.
Joke #4 - "Uuh, we may want to take this a little slower. It doesn't look like the machine is into it."
Joke #5 - Frome and Hemmit held their breath. Slowly, a line segment descended from the aperture, probing the offering. Soon they would know if their gift was accepted, and if they would have a good Birthing Season. Frome could feel his ovary tremble with excitement.
Joke #6 - Congressional business was really starting to fall behind, now that they had to agree to humor all possible religious faiths before proceedings could begin. Stupid ACLU.
Joke #7 - Mario and Luigi in their most action un-packed adventure yet: "Bowser's Cramworks", available on all Nintendo Systems.
Joke #8 - "Dammit, Gary, it's still not gonna go! Make it dilate somehow! I don't know... stroke it or something!"
Joke #9 - One of the top ten stupidest things Scientologists expect you to do with a straight face.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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Joke #10 - Jerry & Doc tried to short-circuit the continuum on a five or six parsec level by cannibalizing about two-thirds of the ship's electronic gear & then unshipping the main drive to juice it....Then they realized it would take about 10 days to build a bunker to house the core, so they just said screw it! Let Captain Addams do it his own damn self!
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