11/5/15

Three new things, thanks to Science.

New giant ear model demonstrates how things would sound if they were very small. Turbo unit is easily serviced by Albert Einstein.

Portable music player runs on six D batteries, plays up to eight minutes of continuous music. Hardly ever skips.

Inventor claims Train Detector can measure presence of trains up to forty feet away.



2 comments:

Jim D. said...

Where can I get a copy of Tom Selleck's gay lookalike's shirt?

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

Jim, you know that's not nice to call him that. He's way more Lee Horsley.

I suggest maybe Farm & Fleet. or Fleet Farm. Or possibly Farm Farm & Farm.

[-Mgmt.]

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