Joke #1 - Mavis Checked the seat belt one last time before setting off. The children would be surprised when "boring old grandma" picked them up from school today.
Joke #2 - Mavis woke to find that It had worked! The hip replacement fairy had come after all!
Joke #3 - New for '56, many cars now feature a dashboard warning light that reminds the driver to check the back seat for forgotten children.
Joke #4 - Reminder: it is illegal for any passenger under the age of four to ride in a motor vehicle without a federally approved booster seat.
Joke #5 comes to us from long-time jokemaker Jim D. Thanks, Jim! ". . . and . . . there. That should do it. Untying Junior, here, will also release the big guy under the blanket. Yeah, the blanket doesn't quite hide Tiny, but those damn animal-rights tree-huggers will be too focused on their own satisfaction at rescuing another alligator from hot-car suffocation to notice until it's too late! Now to get back to the hidden camera and wait."
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". . . and . . . there. That should do it. Untying Junior, here, will also release the big guy under the blanket. Yeah, the blanket doesn't quite hide Tiny, but those damn animal-rights tree-huggers will be too focused on their own satisfaction at rescuing another alligator from hot-car suffocation to notice until it's too late! Now to get back to the hidden camera and wait."
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