Galleon Kids.

Joke #1 - The sea spray over the gunwales, the warm glow of a merchant vessel burning to the waterline, the hiss of a well-slit throat. Jimmy and Charlotte had to admit, they didn't regret dropping out of law school.

Joke #2 - "There she is, kids. Right beautiful, in't she? Get yourselves belowdecks and prepare the guns. Tonight, the wind will be filled with the screams of skee-ball buskers and, if we're lucky, Chuck E. Cheese 'imself."

Joke #3 - These pirates weren't so bad after all. Although he sometimes missed his family, Carl was glad he had been whisked away on a bloodthirsty whirlwind adventure by Captain Jimmy and Captain Charlotte.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]