The doll dinner.

Joke #1 - "You're right, Patchwork Cathy, your flesh-sister is being a real grump tonight. Let's put her to bed without dessert and then stay up late, talking about her."

Joke #2 - Patchwork Cathy was definitely hiding something, and Floppy Betsy looked very uncomfortable. Suzie was sure that someone at the table was the murderer. Now she just had to prove it.

Joke #3 - "Yes, Suzie, breakfast is special today. Patchwork Cathy helped me make Perfectly Safe Porridge. It's yummy! Why don't you try a biiiig bite without smelling it first?"

Joke #4 - Suzie had been fighting all day with Patchwork Cathy and Floppy Betsy, and Mommy seemed very upset with her. There was going to be trouble when her father, Raggedy Andy, came home.

Joke #5 - Tension hung in the air. Nobody spoke for long minutes. "I said 'how was school today?'." repeated mother. Suzie had promised she wouldn't tell, but it just came out. "Patchwork Cathy has gonorrhea!"

Joke #6 - "Well, Suzie, I know you did something bad. Why don't you tell me what you did and since Patchwork Cathy has already told me, I'll know if you're a filthy little liar or not."

Joke #7 - "Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!" Suzie said aloud. She would make them a supper, but if they expected her to go on some uncomfortable adventure with them, they were off their nut.


Joke #8 comes to us from Mr. FancyBlowUpPants_2. Thanks, MFBUP2! Joke #8 - "Why can Patchwork Cathy smoke at the table, and I can't??" Suzy angrily questioned her mother during the ice cream social. Mother was silent. "You know daddy only lets you smoke in bed!" chimed Patchwork Cathy. "Shut your whore mouth, I wasn't talking to you!", screamed Suzy - she hated that sex dolls were even allowed at the same table...