Captions - The Street Hit.

Joke #1 - "Hi, Bruce! Hey, how was your meal at Wumuwuw's Cafe? I saw it had a few starts on Yelp and I was thinking of taking the wife there this Friday, and I just saw you coming out and I thought 'Well, there's a bit of luck!' and I thought I'd get your opin... aw, hell."

Joke #2 - "Bruce! I hope you didn't have the salmon! Some of the fellas said it's a bit past it's sell by date and.... Oh, good!"

Joke #3 - "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possib- OW! Fucker!"

Joke #4 - A scene representative of a only couple of Uber transactions... per hour.

Joke #5 - And with that, Bruce finally understood that people no longer appreciated his Al Jolson impression.

Joke #6 - "Bruce! Nooooo!" Johnny shouted through his tears. The night howled its terrible ordinary silence as the life of another honest detective was snuffed out, and Johnny swore to Bruce's memory that he would memorialize the scene in a diorama in his HO-scale train layout.

Joke #7 comes to us courtesy of Jon B! Thanks, JB! -  Bruce: "Johnny don't jump, you can w..." (gets shot and dies)Mobster: "Come on Johnny jump, let's see ya do it"

No sooner had we rolled our captions posts out of unintended semiretirement than long-time jokemaker Mr. FancyWarmPants_2 resurfaces to offer us joke #8. Thanks, MFWP_2! Joke #8 - "This looks like a job for 'Glowing Yellow Fedora Man'!!", thought Clark, as he observed the chaos on the street below..."Too bad I just shit my pants!" he exclaimed, having never actually witnessed a murder before. He then duck-walked back inside, hanging up his fedora & dreams of becoming a crimefighter altogether.
Mr. FancyWarmPants_2

Joke #9 - "Heeeeeyyy, macaren-UGH!" *thud*

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