Hey there, decorators! It's your interior design spirit animal and lifestyle coach Vorbia, here, with some crucially urgent news! Now that Halloween is a dim memory, the holiday season has just transitioned from "breathing hard" to literally "coming"!!! WooOOOoooo! Holday times! Uh HUH! And you know that means all your relatives walking around in your house, eating your food, and most importantly, JUDGING YOU! So, guess what? It's time to decorate your house for the holidays! Thank god I'm here! Let's get it going!
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| Your Silent Night will be full of the jealous screams of your guests when you re-vision your house in this super chic Exmess Noir theme! Start with thick, rich black pile carpet, and then compliment it with thick, rich black pile wallpaper! MmmmMMmmm! You and Santa want to just wallow around in your walls! Some kind of dead thing on the floor will warm up your feet those cold winter nights! And lastly, a star-shaped mirror makes your bed the perfect manger where the animals kept their watch or something! |
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| Who doesn't love Early American decor? Not nobody! That's who doesn't! This gorgeous holiday dinner experience starts with vinyl parkay flooring and a majestic colonial dining set that every last one of your relatives will be positively fighting to gather 'round! You know what the early Americans would have wanted? Wallpaper with a nice, gigantic Edwardian pattern! |
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| After dinner, you and your guests will retire to the sitting room to reminisce about the fan-damn-tastic meal you just bought for them in this restful retiring chamber! The floral pattern carpet sets the scene, while the wallpaper in a tastefully restrained "Baroque Brocade Circus Stripe" truly entertains the eye! Compliment the reds and oranges with a green dinette set and your relatives will all want to stay forever and ever! Holiday magic! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!! |
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