Joke #1 - "You call THAT double clutching?!?"
Joke #2 - "Clark, you let that Charger humiliate you at that stop light. I knew you were too pretty to be straight."
Joke #3 - "Well, apparently what they say about the size of a man's steering wheel is a load of crap, isn't it, Clark?"
Joke #4 - "I was under the impression that your head unit had Bluetooth! Take me home. Now!"
Joke #5 - "You filled it up with regular? On our anniversary? Well, I'll just open up this last button to show you what you'll NEVER be seeing again, Clark!"
Joke #6 - "I guess I know now how much I mean to you. Why doesn't MY side get a windshield wiper?"
Joke #7 - "Clark, you're embarrassing. My last boyfriend's car had a back seat...and a trunk."
Joke #8 - Last time it was red, and orange the time before that. Tonight Clark was pulled over again, this time by a yellow rectangle. Laura was furious.
Joke #9 - "Let me guess, honey. Something about the droids I'm looking for?"
Joke #10 comes from Craig Craigson. Thanks, Craig! - "A double cheeseburger...onion rings...and a large orange drink...please."
Thank Sue for joke 11! - "NOOOOO!!!! Nothing is wrong! What makes you think something is bugging me?!!!!"
Joke 12! Craig ain't done yet! Bam! Take that, angry lady! - The beginning of the end of the Joan Crawford/John Garfield romance came when he replaced his broken antenna with a coat hanger.