Joke #1 - Even as an adult, Spritle still found himself being left behind. But, coworkers at the factory didn't find his tricks as charming as his big brother did.
Joke #3 - "Goddammit Jake! When there's only one man left in the jar, would it KILL you to put it on the shopping list? This sandwich is gonna suck."
Joke #4 - "... and the first number iiiiss... middle aged white man! That's middle aged white man!"
Joke #5 - "Yahtzee!"
Joke #6 come from Craig - Early Colonoscopy, Circa 1953.
Thanks, Craig! -Mgmt.