Gizmo Vest

Joke #1 - Advanced design "portable respiration vest" helps wearer to breathe in event of lung failure. User simply winds up timing device for personal respiratory tempo, and then inflates bladder with convenient mouth nozzle... Oh. Wups.

Joke #2 - Radical new "portable lung" aids respiratory patients. Inventor hopes to further develop smaller version to be implanted in chest cavity, or develop much, much larger patients.

Joke #3 - New "EveryTool Utility Vest" literally prepares wearer for "any possible situation". Vest includes travel size Kleenex, miniature butane torch, vial of owner's blood, kitchen size trash bag, one 50-count packet of pachinko balls, and hand grenade.

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