|A Dodge Challenger, just as the customer base wanted to view it: through the legs|
of an eighteen year old girl.
|Things were different in 1969. Gweneth Paltrow was twenty years old and you could|
call a '69 Challenger a "sports car", when it was really only good at going
in a straight line.
|What's she staring at? Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, baby.|
|"Super special design" is how you sold a car to a man who would stare dreamily at|
a sewing machine.
|"You'll stop him alright as the Challenger R/T SixPack gives a lift to sewable gals in|
sew great threads." Get into his car and your parents will never hear from you again,
though parts of you may show up in films here and there.
|"Avisco" and "Celanese Fortrel". Both would play for the Rams, in later years.|