Today we're letting Gronk answer a few of your emails, so get ready for some answers, because it's time for Gronk You Answer!
David I am Not Spamming say...
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Gronk not know if you have relationship or not, David Not Spamming, but Gronk can say from experience that it bad idea to say "improvement for some major issues" in opening paragraph. You not winning Gronk over. Then offer to audit Gronk? Guess what, Mister Not Spamming? Audit delete key! GRAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
Thank you for letter. Me Gronk.
if we give you large order can it have effect on price? please send us your price with refrence of big order.
Because if your price is good i we my purchase order in my next mail.
Thank you for letter, Sharmarj. You bet if give large order it effect price! Small order, small price. Big order, big price. You expect Gronk charge less for more? Gronk think you not understand difference between big and small... just like you not understand when to capitalize small letter! GRAH HAH HAH! Here business tip from Gronk: big letters same price as small letters! Boom! Gronk zing you!
"I we my" look forward to next letter from Sharmarj! BAH hah hah hah!
My name is Jamie Paulsen, and I’m a community manager for Fanatics; the leading online retailer for everything sports, specializing in apparel for all of your favorite teams. I came across your blog recently and really loved your unique sense of fashion. When getting ready for the big game we know that everyone has their own sense of style, and we want to see what yours is all about. As fall approaches the tailgating begins, and we need to look cute for every occasion. We want to see your game day outfit!
We’re asking a select group of other bloggers to grab an image of an NFL jersey of the team of your choosing from our NFL Jerseys page and, using up to 7 additional pieces of clothing (or accessories), build your perfect game day ensemble!
Are you up for tackling the challenge? Let me know ASAP and I can send you more information! If you have any questions, feel free to give me a shout!
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Thank you for letter, Jamie. See how easy to get someone name right? Sport team like practice a lot, Gronk hear. Maybe you enjoy practice typing name? Time to suit up for name practice, Jamie.
Give Gronk G!
Give Gronk R!
Give Gronk O!
Give Gronk N!
Give Gronk K!
What that spell?
"YOU GO FUCK SELF! HOORAY!"
Thank you for letter, Jamie Paulsen. Next time Gronk punch you in elevator.