Joke #1 - "Our next item, lot number 418, a painting by Bernard DeCoque - 'Bunch of Very Fancy Guys Dressed Like Adam Ant'. It is one of the artists bravest explorations into the basics of perspective and profoundly questions the very fundamentals of light and shade. We will start the bidding at eight pesos. Do I hear nine? Oh come on, it comes with a wall. Eight and a half?"
Joke #2 - "I swear, if I hear one more person question our financial discipline, I will beat them with a gigantic painting. Is that clear?"
Joke #3 - "Due to unforeseen budgetary shortfalls, we will be forced to discontinue all police programs, education efforts, sewage system repairs, and transportation expenditures. These austerity measures will take effect immediately after the dedication of our neat new mural tomorrow evening."
Mr. FancyMimePants_2 sent us this joke, from within his invisible box. Thanks, MFMP! Joke #4 - The President of France finally stood up & admitted he could not find Waldo, and that also he very much enjoyed standing "frightfully close" to the immense crotch region of the painted man's trousers.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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