Me? A real Electronician? Golly!

You there! Sitting on your chair! I choose this moment to interrupt you mid-sit by bringing you news of the greatest career-getting opportunity of the day! Yes, you yourself can become a RADIO-ELECTRONICIAN and start earning the increased money you probably deserve.
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Shoe Cobble-O-tron
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Bull Teaser