THIS Button? - Trudy and Todd.

Joke #1 - "So, if I press THIS button, the east coast will be ash and rubble? THIS little button? This teeeesny little button? Are you sure, Todd? It doesn't look... *ACHOO!*"

Joke #2 - Todd could practically hear the blood pulsing through Trudy's veins. His hands trembled. The hunger, the need that drove all his kind to such acts of violence was calling out to him from millions of tiny capillaries right there, only inches from his face. Just one quick nip and... NO! he mustn't! Ne loved her. he had to be strong. "Yes, THAT button will make everybody in Russia explode, darling."

Joke #3 - "When words come out of THIS hole in your face, Todd Darling, my brain goes 'LA la la la laaaaaa la la la la dee dummmm.'"

Joke #4 - "SOMEone smells like artichokes and pudding. Know who, Todd? It's yyyyyyyyyyyyyYOU! Now come here and give me summa dat pudding!"

Joke #5 - "Oh! You startled me, Todd darling! I was just about to have a coffee break, but first I need to push this button and blow the Chinese sub out of the water. You'll never guess what Nora had stuck to her lip today!..."

Joke #6 - "Toddy, can you guess which one of these tanks has chlorine gas in it, darling? Breathe one and see. If you pick wrong, YOU'RE buying dinner!"

Joke #7 - "No! Don't press that button! I was saving that button for my other girlfrien-! Oooops!"

Joke #8 - "Awww, has someone been curing cancer while I was away at beauty school? Todd, you know I don't like it when you put your work before me."

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Joke #9 (Thanks Dave) - In the home of tomorrow, every room will have a built-in adultery detector!

Joke #10 (Thanks Other Phil) - It had never occurred to Todd that the elusive clitoris might not actually be ON a woman's body, but could be found on something as mundane as a laboratory control panel. The fellas were not going to believe this.

Joke #11 (Thanks Dave) - "I want to go to this planet!"
"Um... dear, the solar system map is a little further to your right."


Well joked, gentlemen!
-ed.