Joke #2 - Radioactive particles have been known to travel distances of up to five feet. That's why soldiers use special tools to work safely from great distances.
Joke #3 - In this slide, a soldier uses a special net to capture a tactical butterfly for defense research purposes.
Joke #4 - Soldiers working under radioactive conditions wear sealed "rad suits" and adhere to strict safety restrictions to avoid casualties. Then there's Jeb.
Joke #5 - Unsafe working conditions in radioactive environments can lead to hideous mutations. This soldier, for example, has grown several inches in the last year. Just look at those pants.
Joke #6 - "My present's in this here box, right guys? All I gotta do's fish it on out, right guys? ...Guys?"
Joke #7 - The fearless "radfish" collector must take precautions when cleaning the tank.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post -Mgmt.]
Joke #8 - Courtesy Sue - "Radiation seems like less of a threat when you can just dip your bubble ring into it, then blow the biggest bubble that floats far, far away"
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Radiation seems like less of a threat when you can just dip your bubble ring into it, then blow the biggest bubble that floats far, far away.
Actually Fermi created the first artificial self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction under the bleachers at the University of Chicago before they knew the effects of radiation - the last I heard the area still responds to a geiger counter.
Thankfully, the Environmental DeceptionRadiation badge Radiation seems like less of a threat when you can just dip your bubble ring into
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