Winter Window - Trinny, Rufert, and Mummy.

Joke #1 - "Yes, Rufert, you can go make a snowman, but be sure to close the door, or you'll let all the red out."

Joke #2 - "Oh! Children, it looks like a small spacecraft has landed in the yard. Go and tell them we don't want any anal probing today."

Joke #3 - "Yes, you can go make a snowman, but be sure to take some spot color with you. It looks awfully halftone out there."

Joke #4 - "Oh great. Winter in June. I'll bet the sea has turned to blood, too. Now that glowy guy with the beard is going to be marching around like he owns the place."

Joke #5 - "No, Rufert, you can't go out and play 'till I'm done knitting you a new sled."

Joke #6 - "No, Rufert. It's still winter, so you're still grounded."

Joke #7 - "Oh! It looks like the trees are done out there. Trinny, be a dear and let them back in, would you?"

Joke #8 - "Oh! Children it looks like a small spacecraft has landed in the yard. Go and tell them it's Sunday, so we've already had our anal probing for the week."

Joke #9 - "Oh, for the love of.... *sigh*. It looks like a hack illustrator has come by in the night. Kids, do go out and clean those damn diagonal 'shiny lines' off the window, would you? Honest to Pete, some people can't draw anything at all without explicit photo reference."

Joke #10 - "Yes, you may go out and play in the snow, but be sure to wear your stovepipe hats and extra long scarves. It looks awfully Currier and Ives out today."
 
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