Good Morning, Electron Microscope!

Joke #1 - Mr. Curious electron microscope, for loads of rainy-day fun. $224,000.00. Available at Montgomery Ward, Kresge, and Kroger stores. Electrons sold separately.

Joke #2 - "Hm! Looks like your pregnant, Richard."

Joke #3 - "Well, if you haven't prepared the sample yet, then whose sperm ARE these?!?!?"

Joke #4 - "Let's see. The latest culture specimens are determined to be....'icky'. Really, professor. Was it worth saving six thousand dollars to go with the Fisher-Price microscope?"

Joke #45 was written by John Grizmond Thanks, John! - Dr. Rivers’ thrust her delicate cheek against his scan-hole, and Dial-Eyes blushed like a schoolboy. If only they could be alone!

Jokes 6 through 9 are on permanent loan from the satirical wing of the Jeremy Hornik Extra Classy Gallery of Humour. Thanks, Jeremy!-  

 

Joke #6 - Skynet’s first Terminator prototype barely hinted at the technical complexity to come.

Joke #7 - “Doctor, every time I use your new espresso-making invention, I could swear that I hear… sighing?”

Joke #8 - “OH… … … I… WAS… JUST… THINKING… YOU… AND… I… COULD… GO… GET… MALTEDS… … … SILLY… I… SUPPOSE…”

Joke #9 - “I know you know where ze rebels are, robot. You look guilty as fuck! Hit him again, Hans!”

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